Triumph Body

Every women wants to give a perfect shape to her body, for it she needs perfect care and all her interests comes alive only through a comfortable innerwear. Women's most attractive part is her boost and for explain i 00004000 t beautifully she needs some special care from bras.

Some branded bras like Triumph. Which is the most soft secret, attractive smooth bra. And it is available in the market in various types at a popular range. From triumph bra, triumph amourette is on of the most popular range bra it is ideal for larger cup sizes and made from soft stretch embroidered lace. In amourette three different types are available in the market such as amourette 200, amourette 29, amourette 65. Triumph super soft is the another most popular T-shape bra from triumph. This seamless bra has stretch straps and specially shaped flexible under wires that mould to women's body shape in which padding is stitched in three places and separate from the wire, and allows freedom of movement she required. The triumph bra of the first type is connected to comfortableness and is the most popular underwear for all women.

Women who want sexy underwear and would still like to reveal some cleavage might look to the different triumph bra, which provides a greater amount of cup support, which cups stopping just above the nipple. In triumph bra, you will see variety in garments, most common today are tank tops. The triumph bra has long been a feature of swimsuits, for women who want either a extra support or who would like to add a bit more feminine curve to their suits. The simplest type of triumph bra has elasticized cup made of soft fabrics like cotton or nylon. Some may feature a small amount of padding for additional support. Another type of triumph bra, quit common in tank tops and swimsuits is the model cup style. To see Triumph bra womens underwear range long on to www.undermywear.co.uk now!

Frequently Asked Questions

QUESTION:
Can you buy a triumph spitfire body shell cheap?
If so where
- ANSWER:
  A cheap shell will be rusty.
  You could buy (virtually) all new parts from British Motor heritage
QUESTION:
waz any body else on the carnival triumph?
waz anybody else on the carnival triumph leaving from miami florida on december 8th 2007 goin to san juan ,nassau,half moon kay,st.thomas?? and if u were does anybody know whut happend when the ship went sideways really far like it almost tiped over?????
- ANSWER:
  i wasn't on that cruise, but im going on it march 1st.
  uhmmm, so what exactly happened.
  ou got me scared now.
QUESTION:
Any body own a Triumph Thunderbird Sport 98-04?
I really like the looks of this bike and road a demo model @dealer can any one tell me how the realiabilty is on this model or trouble area's to look for if buying a used one how are the ole electric's looking for a 1998- 04 model Thanx/ John g
- ANSWER:
  Yes John I have a 2003 TBS. There is a group on yahoo dedicated to this model: triumphthunderbirdsportriders. Reliability is quite good with some owners reporting very high mileage with no major repairs. They have problem areas like any vehicle but these issues have been well discussed in group posts. These bikes are fairly rare so if you find a nice example go for it. Walter
QUESTION:
does any body ride a triumph?
what year model what problemes have you had and would you recommend a triumph
- ANSWER:
  I have had British bikes and Jap bikes and I now ride a '65 Triumph engine in a '61 Norton frame - a Triton. The old ones did have problems and I have had problems with mine but with perseverance and the use of modern technology (Mikuni carbs, electronic ignition etc.) these can be overcome, then you will have a bike that will turn heads and will introduce your to new people. The new Triumphs are brilliant, got a few mates with them and the verdict is they are all excellent.
QUESTION:
Can you take a Cobra kit car and mount it to a Triumph Spitfire chassis?
I have a 1972 Triumph Spitfire with the shell rusted out. Im thinking about taking the body off, and getting a Cobra mold and putting it on the chassis for the spitfire. Any help would be appeciated
- ANSWER:
  It could probably be done. I had the same thought, but with my Chevy S10's frame. I'd get a body like this one, with no floor, and make my own:
  
  http://www.rodnrace.com/product/1008/Roadster-Body-Kit.htm
  
  Your frame would have to be lengthened to match the Cobra's wheelbase. That would be about the hardest part.
QUESTION:
why is it that when people feel emotions of victory, triumph or glory the usual body gesture is....?
to clinch the fists while at the same time rising the arms above the head?

i was watching the movie "alive" (based on a true story) where a plane wrecked in some mountains and the survivors survived off of the flesh of the casualties for nearly 3 months. in the special features they showed actual photos when the rescue helicopters came before they landed and everyone had their fist's pointed towards the sky.

when i saw that i wondered why is that what people do in moments of great triumph. why do we do this in these moments? why do we hold our fist's over our head's?
- ANSWER:
  It's as human as smiling. Even blind people do it: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v396/n6708/abs/396228a0.html Gestures, in addition to basic facial expressions are ingrained in us and are apparently neither learned nor cultural. I myself grew interested in this when I thought back to times when I was genuinely amused and would clap my hands together, ala Brendan Frasier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XXaU8xnV0 or slap a knee, etc. I came to realize that the action was as autonomic as laughing itself, and that such response seems a likely origin of applause.
QUESTION:
What is better tippman triumph or tippman 98 Custom?
I am thinking of buying a paint ball gun, and i was wondering if any body knew what was better the tippman triumph or the 98 Custom
- ANSWER:
  98 Custom,.
QUESTION:
Motorcycle - what new brands offer a nice 1960-70's body styling of the Triumph/Norton type?
or more bluntly - what current motorcycle designs aren't either

a. crotch rockets (yamaha, suzukis, kawas, etc)
b. "American Chopper"-oids? (harleys, etc.)

is there a regular old motorcycle, about the 650-750cc range anymore? something that wouldn't be too uncomfy driving about 400-500 miles, but not massive "road-bike"y either with 10 saddle bags - you probably know what I mean
something a little more exciting than a Honda would be nice too - although a Honda would last forever
- ANSWER:
  Triumph makes the Bonneville. Modern bike that looks like the older bikes they used to make.
QUESTION:
how much is a triumph 750cc trident?
I may be buying a triumph 750cc trident 1995 with 30000 miles on it.It has al it's MOTs and full service history and in good condishon can any body tell me how much it is worth in £.
- ANSWER:
  £1200 ono
QUESTION:
My teacher for summer homework wants me to write a report on how my summer is a triumph and a tragedy???
Do I use a thesis? Do I start with a hook? I am supposed to collect primary sources and write a 6 paragraph report. I am supposed to have a intro, body, and conc., but what do I put int the Intro and Conclusion?
- ANSWER:
  I would start with a hook, such as: "The summer turned out to be even stranger than I had anticipated" or something like "Who knew summer would turn out the way it has!" so the reader wants to keep reading about your summer. Then give a little bit of background about your summer, and put your thesis statement: Despite my attitude, this summer ended up being a contradiction of triumph and tragedy:
  
  Then jump into your next few paragraphs.
  
  Your conclusion can then be a summary of the triumphs and tragedies with a concluding sentence that maybe relates to your introduction to make it a complete circle.
  
  Good luck. Sounds like you're well on your way if you have the middle parts worked out.
QUESTION:
My teacher for summer homework wants me to write a report on how my summer is a triumph and a tradegy???
Do I use a thesis? Do I start with a hook? I am supposed to collect primary sources and write a 6 paragraph report. I am supposed to have a intro, body, and conc., but what do I put int the Intro and Conclusion?
- ANSWER:
  Triumph = What happened to you this summer that was really amazing, changed you in some way, helped you, benefited you
  
  Tragedy = What happened to you this summer that was not a good experience, something negative, upsetting
  
  You could relate it to like Romeo & Juliet or something. The good things you experienced this summer represent triumph or romeo meeting juliet. The tragedy began when (turning point) the negative things affected you somehow or when romeo felt like he could not be with juliet (ended up killing himself)
  
  You can research why this Shakespeare play is considered a tragedy and then relate it to your summer.
QUESTION:
2002 daytona 955i my my engine die my question is do you think the Triumph Sprint engine will fit my bike?
Being that the body frame is the some what the same. The sprint engine is a 1050.
- ANSWER:
QUESTION:
I need really good advise wheather to buy this car. It's a 72 triumph TR6.?
I need honest advise about this car. I know my way around cars pretty well but I am afraid of something that has so many problems I will never drive it. The owner told me it needs frame work and a good tune up.I can handle body and frame but how problematic are the triumph engines? OK so its no honda but are these things basket cases? It won't be a daily driver but do these things ever make it out of the garage? Where are you british car guys???
- ANSWER:
  They are money pits but if you have the money they are a fantastic car to drive.
QUESTION:
What is your favourite classic car? I quite like triumph spitfires and Minis?
Why is that car you fabourite? I like spitfires coz they are really boss, cheap and cool, and the old minis make getting into a car really fun, being the size they are. My dad loves e-type jaguars due to their sleek bodies and overall beauty of the car. What bout oyu?
- ANSWER:
  Triumph TR4,4A and 5 Best cars ever--still got the 5. Quite like the old Lotus Elan too.(but not the +2 version)
QUESTION:
I have a triumph tt600 and there is a slight hole in the exhaust. The bike is making a popping sound?
When I put my finger over the hole (on a cold start of course) I can feel that the air coming out of the hole is constant with the popping noise. Could this hole be making this noise, if not what could possibly be the problem? It's not the valves nor the throttle bodies because I just had it serviced and they didn't mention anything about the noise. Thanks
- ANSWER:
  Then fix the hole
QUESTION:
a certain engine noise triumph thunderbird that you may be able to determine?
description a crotch rocket 96-98 triumph thunder bird metal body with an 800-900 cc engine. REALLY HEAVY TO PUSH!!

when we get the engine to run with the help of actual starting fluid it will only last for a half a minute or less. when we rev the engine we hear a fast paist hamering sound right from "v" looking engine itself, as it dies out we tried to give it some more gas(throtle), it tries to stay alive but lugs itself out. as if there was no engine compression i geuss.
please inform me.
- ANSWER:
  how long has the bike Ben siting? sounds like the curbs are not getting gas. make shore you are getting gas to the crabs. then take the boles off push the floats up and see if you get gas to the boles. take squirt bottle of water and gave it a squirt where you hear the hear the sound see if it blows out and if you have a compression tester check that. you mite have a blown head gasket. make shire the plugs are in tight. after all that you steal get that nose you mite have a bent valve.
QUESTION:
Is the Michael Jackson Jacksons reality show still on or are they doing another season?
It seemed like the last episode ended b/c of the credits and no "next time on the Jacksons..." or whatever.

I love the show and the old footage they show. I wonder if they'd release season 1 on dvd with a live performance from the Victory tour or Triumph tour (like Shake Your Body or I Want you Back or something )
- ANSWER:
  TMZ was told the network has already offered them a second season ... but so far, the bros. haven't bitten.TMZ spoke with a rep for A&E, who confirmed the offer and told us the network would gladly have Mj's male siblings back for another round of "The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty"
QUESTION:
What is a cheap "sports bike" older than 2003?
What is the cheapest bike 2003+ between Yamaha r6, r1, Suzuki GSXR, Kawasaki, Hond CBR etc...
only bikes that fall into that category please, the ones with sporty bodies. Triumph and Buell can also be included.
- ANSWER:
  For 2003, the Buell Firebolt and Buell Lightning are the "cheapest", in terms of retail value, followed by the GSX and Ninja. Then come the CBR and R6. The R1 and Daytona are by far the most expensive, but theyr'e literbikes; it's not a fair comparison.
QUESTION:
How would you say he following themes are portrayed in the "Odyssey?"?
I'm having a hard time figuring these out, and yes I read the story
- Strong Body, Strong Mind
- Loyalty, Devotion, and Fortitude
- Wandering Hero
- Triumph of Good vs. Evil

If you have any ideas for any of these, please let me know! Thanks!
- ANSWER:
  Odysseus IS the archetypal wandering hero, and I think it's significant that all is wanderings are part of an effort to get home.
  
  He personifies the "strong mind in a strong body," or mens sana in corpore sano, concept. Although we think of him first as the hero with brains, the man who works out a several-step plan to get himself and his men out of Polyphemus's cave, the man who can come up with a gallant speech to a strange girl or a fictional history for himself on a second's notice, he demonstrates his physical strength impressively at least twice. At the Phaeacian games, when one of the young men competing insinuates that their nameless guest lacks the athletic skill expected of a man of noble birth, he responds by throwing, farther than any of those young men has thrown anything that day, a discus that none of them can even lift. The incident foreshodows the one in which he successfully shoots the target with the bow that the suitors can't even string.
  
  Loyalty, devotion, and fortitude? Penelope waits twenty years for her husband to come home, and a few of the servants have remained just as steadfast--Eurycleia, Eumaeus, and Philoetius.
  
  Odysseus is a man who respects and honors the gods; in contrast, the suitors have invaded his house, forced their presence and their attentions on his wife (we'd call it sexual harassment today), and conspired to take over his kingdom, and they don't even make offerings to the gods before they eat or drink. So we can't be too sorry for them when, outnumbering Odysseus and his allies 108 to four, they get what's coming to them.
QUESTION:
i have a 2004 triumph rocket 111?
the speedo lcd distance indicator stop reading , but the speedo still works i would like to get it repaired but Triumph say you just replace the speedo at a large cost does any body know of a repair place on the east coast of australia that can repair the speedo or may have a good secondhand one for sale
- ANSWER:
  Try the aftermarket
QUESTION:
What are your opinions on the movie Ghajini?
I found it very over the top and disturbingly meaningless as far as the violence is concerned

the poignance and triumph of the soul of a victim was the theme..and it got totally lost in totally unnecessary violence and gore..as also weird stress on the lead actor's body contours

a very moving story wasted and how !

and why on earth would one name a movie after a villain and not the lead actor?
- ANSWER:
  It is correct that the name of the movie should not be the name of the villain.
  
  But I think the movie was not that bad, and I don't think waste also, story may be taken from hollywood or tamil Telugu or elsewhere that doesn't matter. If somebody see the movie newly and don't know the story earlier then the story might give interest.
  
  And regarding violence I think that violence is perfect, not unnecessary and it is not impossible. In such a situation such kind of violence is possible. Overall the film was different. But Amir's acting was nice. I enjoyed the film. I don't mind to recommend the movie. I give 8/10. Thanks.
QUESTION:
Triumph GT6 Repair Shops in L.A.?
Hi,
I just bought myself a 1973 Triumph GT6 car, is there any shop in L.A. were they specialize and fix/restore Triumph GT6 cars?
My car is stripped from the inside and needs everything, also needs some engine work and some body work.
I want to get this car to "like new" shape. anyone know any good shops and were they are located (address and name of the places would be great aswell)?

Thanks and God Bless!
- ANSWER:
  The first website you need to visit is this:
  http://web.mac.com/sctoa/SCTOA/Welcome.html
  Join them and they can steer you to the places that are good from those who aren't.
QUESTION:
RHH: Y!A Triumph Collab?
So this is the result of the Y!A collaboration using Triumph by Wu-Tang as a theme. Honestly I'm disappointed in the verses. I was hoping there would be at least 9 people, but only six came through and I didn't want to let them down, so here it is. Who's verse was best IYO?

Ol' Dirty Nexx:
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see us?
We the Osirus of this sh*t
Y!A is here forever, motherf*cker
It's like this twenty ten
Aight my n*ggas and my niggarettes
Let's do it like this
Before we go into two thousand eleven
Let's take it back to ninety-seven

*beat drops*

Pervert:
Ya gettin cooked, yea ya sh*t ain't raw
I murder beats, recordin over dis is against da law
I was smashin baby latj on an airplane yea I left her "soar"
Latj you so fat your 2 legs could have a civil war
Word up, all y'all sh*t is played out to death like funeral music
Might aswell get yourself a guuuuuun.. And use it
Damn y'all ninjaz getting p*ssed on, y'all lookin like the simpsons
That's enough of my verse, On To The Next One

Brook'don:
I aim to touch the stars, If I miss I touch the sky
Pass the Heavens the earth to immerse in a universe
passin by like a spaceship flyin high and away
I aim to triumph tomorrow tonight and today
Our life is like a blunt just roll up and blaze the scene
and stay serene-then feen for the green
I was born in Defeat, a Brooklyn projects
moved then to Victory right next to the president
Theres sentiment as a resident but that's irrelevant
My testament to the project percent is no repents
Don't live in the weeks past
Think about tomorrow, Today not last
So people listen through Intense composition and poetic customizations
I have reached my destination with triumphing ramifications

Skycaptin:
Verbally burning MC's to the 3rd degree
can't stop I'm hypnotized to the beat
commited so many sins when exploding with the pen
that my body is locked but my soul battles till the end
So dope nobody can smoke me
Yall stopped at B but I got it down to a T
Because my soul is in the body of hip hop
And won’t drop till the beat stops

Buffalo Soldier:
Go hard on the mic flow is light like a feather
Lyrically, I'll murder every letter
2 of a kind, me and the devils son
Don't try and out do us, it can't be done
I reign supreme and I stand defiant
Going for my second 3 peat like Bryant
When you lose I rejoice
My voice is my method of choice

Morbid:
Your soul is my ensemble, I’m a musician so I compose
This is my symphony, you’re brute fission it cries the notes
Defines the rose, hidden beneath the dark airs concrete
No one’s alike so life makes them marked pairs on beat
Leave the world in barren heat, mental cyanide
Emotions die inside, music makes you numb right tonight
I rhyme in Serendipity, expose a flair of misery
Every word’s a careful symphony, now tear the mist to breath

Turk Cobain:
Like Valkyrie, my enemies conspire to kill
Commander of a legion, tell the troops fire at will
Burn the village to debris, smell the rigor mortis
On the way to an early death, I can feel me towards it
How does a soldier find freedom when he’s fought so long?
Tryna live on the straight and narrow when I’m taught so wrong
What's the price for my impurities and shortcomings
Gotta prepare for the obscurity that’s forthcoming
@Big Boi: I'd tell you, but I don't want to be mean. I kinda hinted at it before. Catching my drift?
@skycaptin: Turk Cobain
- ANSWER:
  I don't mean to be cocky at all but me & Morbid are like the internet LeBron & D-Wade of e-rhyming...
QUESTION:
FOUND 1956 triumph motorcycle?
The neighbor next door past away 3 yrs ago her family never claimed her body thus she was buried in a john doe cemetery.Today i opened up her garage (which hasnt been used in 3+years) There in the back was a 1956 triumph motorcycle. It's been there for sometime judging by the dust and cob webs. What should I do. Or has have you come across something like this? Im already going to take down the info and take it to the dmv. to see about previous registered owner. Any suggestions PLEASE........
- ANSWER:
  find out who legally owns it,almost all the parts are readily available in the states from places like britcycle.com and rabers.com,and a ton of places in the uk like ace classics,pre-units of almost any condition are in very high demand and could bring you several thousands for a solid complete non-runner depending on the bike/model/actual year
  
  join places like britbike.com and get up to speed.
QUESTION:
Can miracles and answered prayers be "triumph through tragedy?
A 16 year old boy, rebellious, is in trouble with drugs, guns, gangs. Hates his parents. The police and social service are involved. You begin to see a family falling apart because the father does not want to deal with it.

The mother prays for an answer. She is only hanging on until her oldest son graduates from high school and then she is going to leave the relationship. A month goes by and she is racked with guilt. However she notices another dark omen, her older son is pale and has bruises all over his body. Doctors diagnose as a form of MDS which is akin to leukemia. Bone marrow transplants are required and the best first choice is the troubled brother. - THE TRAGEDY

THE TRIUMPH- the younger brother rallies to the aid of the older, repents his ways, the parents grow and nurture each other through the trials, the older boy is cured, and all is saved.

I see it as more than circumstance.
- ANSWER:
  Yes.
QUESTION:
Do guys like this body type? (pics)?
So this is kind of what my body looks like:

http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/brides/200908061795/bridal/lingerie/triumph-curvykate/0-2-699/2699-a.jpg

like, a little bit of love handles, but not that bad. and my boobs are smaller than that.
Is this a good body type? are guys okay with this?
Im trying to decide if I want to lose weight or not. /:
- ANSWER:
  i think now you are ok
  if you want lose more weight it will be not looking good
  so now you are perfect
  thanks for your nice pic
QUESTION:
Which of the following sensory images is a kinesthetic image?
1."He cleared bushes like a duiker, leaped over rocks; and finally came to a dead stop."

2."The first bird woke at his feet and at once a flock of them sprang into the air calling shrilly that day had come."

3."He strode forward, crushing ants with each step, and brushing them off his clothes, till he stood above the skeleton."

4."He felt the blood pulsing down his legs and along his arms, and the exultation and pride of body mounting in him till he was shutting his teeth hard against a violent desire to shout his triumph."
- ANSWER:
  4
QUESTION:
New body panels for my motorcycle or repaint?
I recently purchased a 1998 Triumph T595 Daytona at an auction and overall it's not a bad bike. I paid 1500 for it and was drivable to go home in. The rear sprocket is worn down. It used to be red but the owner we bought it from had repainted it to the local town colors, unfortunately, the town colors are semi-bright orange. it isn't a bad color, just a bad color for this bike. also a couple of the body panels have been cracked in some places and chipped in others. I would like to repaint it eventually but dont know whether to try and paint over the existing two layers of paint, sand it down, and start from scratch, or to buy a new set of body panels and paint those. does anyone have any experience in this situation or any suggestions? Any help is apprecitaed, thanks!
- ANSWER:
  There is a company called Air-tech that makes body panels for your bike.
  
  They are WAY cheaper than buying factory... you have to drill the mounting holes, but they are molded there so you know where to drill.
  
  You can buy every panel on your bike for under 700 probably. Or you can just buy whatever peices you need...mids, upper, fender.. if you buy body work, you won't beat thier prices. You will pay 1/3 what it would cost you to buy factory parts.
  
  I dont know the web address, just type in airtech motorcycle fairings in your browser.
  
  I have a YZF1000R Yamaha... laid it down and busted the left mid, belly pan, and upper... I got all 3 peices for what Yamaha wanted for the upper alone. Also bought a SWEET solo tail that used my stock seat. The upper didn't have any of the tab work...but one phone call and about a 15 minute conversation with one of their techs, I had my headlight mounted in 20 minutes.
QUESTION:
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) Question?
What is the significance of Miles trying to call the F.B.I. when he first discovers the larger plot of the pod people? Does the contacting of the F.B.I at the end of the movie represent a possible triumph over the pod people? Why does Miles, the main character, win out against the pods?
- ANSWER:
  He doesn't win - the final scene, where the trucks are transporting the pods nationwide, while Miles shouts at anyone who will listen what the dangers are (but is clearly ignored), strongly implies the pods are going to take over the whole country.
  
  The movie is a warning against Communism - the Pods are like the Communists,they take over by pretending to be just like normal Americans, until there are so many of them its too late. The message the movie is sending when Miles calls the FBI (but is ignored), is that, no matter how absurd it seems, the enemy can take over 'from within' - Americans needed to be on their guard against a possible comunist takeover at all times,before its too late.
QUESTION:
Can you help with my english?
In the process of brainstorming, the writer
lists ideas that he/she knows will be included in the paragraph or paper.
writes as many ideas as possible without judging their potential.
restricts the list of ideas to personal experiences that have already happened.

2. A well-developed paragraph evokes an emotional response from the reader by
using descriptive words to paint a strong visual image in the reader's mind.
including examples or illustrations that support the topic sentence.
both 1. and 2.

3. An effective topic sentence has
the topic and a controlling idea.
the topic and an opposing idea.
the topic and dialogue

4. In a first-person narrative
the story is about a significant event that happened in the life of the writer.
the pronoun I or we appears in the paragraph.
both 1 and 2.

5. Which group of transition groups would help the reader follow the sequence of events in a narrative paragraph?
first, next day, later
therefore, furthermore, nevertheless
causes, difference, defined as

6. Once the main action of the narrative begins, a writer should avoid
discussing multiple characters and settings.
shifts in verb tense.
both 1 and 2.

7. A writer can develop unity in a narrative by
using first and third person in the paragraph.
eliminating insignificant or irrelevant details in the body of the paragraph.
both 1 and 2.

8. Transition words in a narrative paragraph
help achieve coherence in the body of the paragraph.
develop emotional responses in the reader.
focus the story on a specific setting or character.

9. For a narrative paragraph, the topic sentence usually appears (Points: 4)
after any background information that helps set the stage for the story.
as the first or second sentence in the paragraph.
toward the end of the paragraph.

10. A well-developed paragraph is
unified
coherent
both 1 and 2.

11. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
The Golden Gate Bridge is a triumph of modern engineering.

Simple
Compound
Complex
Compound-Complex

12. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
Although the music was fast, all couples danced at the party.

Simple
Compound
Complex
Compound-Complex

13. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
When the batter hit the ball to the third baseman, the third baseman threw to first base, and the runner was called out.

Simple
Compound
Complex
Compound-Complex

14. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
Many people are living in apartments because housing costs are rising.

Simple
Compound
Complex
Compound-Complex

15. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
My mother is an attorney, and my father manages a restaurant.

Simple
Compound
Complex
Compound-Complex

16. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
I did not understand that we were going skiing this weekend, I have a test on Monday.

C (Correct Sentence)
RO (Run-On Sentence)
CS (Comma Splice)

17. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
We ate barbecue last night, and it was good.

C (Correct Sentence)
RO (Run-On Sentence)
CS (Comma Splice)

18. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
Jennifer sold her house, she moved to Chicago.

C (Correct Sentence)
RO (Run-On Sentence)
CS (Comma Splice)

19. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
Because I do not have time to cook a turkey for the reunion, I am going to order one from John's Diner.

C (Correct Sentence)
RO (Run-On Sentence)
CS (Comma Splice)

20. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
Acid rain is damaging our national forests it also in ruining the paint on my car.

C (Correct Sentence)
RO (Run-On Sentence)
CS (Comma Splice)

21. The following group of words i
- ANSWER:
  go to this web site for excellent explanations of
  C (Correct Sentence)
  RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/598/02/
  
  In the process of brainstorming, the writer
  lists ideas that he/she knows will be included in the paragraph or paper.
  x writes as many ideas as possible without judging their potential.
  restricts the list of ideas to personal experiences that have already happened.
  2. A well-developed paragraph evokes an emotional response from the reader by
  using descriptive words to paint a strong visual image in the reader's mind.
  including examples or illustrations that support the topic sentence.
  x both 1. and 2.
  3. An effective topic sentence has
  the topic and a controlling idea.
  the topic and an opposing idea.
  the topic and dialogue
  4. In a first-person narrative
  the story is about a significant event that happened in the life of the writer.
  the pronoun I or we appears in the paragraph.
  x both 1 and 2.
  5. Which group of transition groups would help the reader follow the sequence of events in a narrative paragraph?
  x first, next day, later
  therefore, furthermore, nevertheless
  causes, difference, defined as
  6. Once the main action of the narrative begins, a writer should avoid
  discussing multiple characters and settings.
  x shifts in verb tense.
  both 1 and 2.
  7. A writer can develop unity in a narrative by
  using first and third person in the paragraph.
  x eliminating insignificant or irrelevant details in the body of the paragraph.
  both 1 and 2.
  8. Transition words in a narrative paragraph
  x help achieve coherence in the body of the paragraph.
  develop emotional responses in the reader.
  focus the story on a specific setting or character.
  9. For a narrative paragraph, the topic sentence usually appears (Points: 4)
  after any background information that helps set the stage for the story.
  as the first or second sentence in the paragraph.
  toward the end of the paragraph.
  10. A well-developed paragraph is
  unified
  coherent
  x both 1 and 2.
  
  11. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
  The Golden Gate Bridge is a triumph of modern engineering.
  x Simple
  Compound
  Complex
  Compound-Complex
  12. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
  Although the music was fast, all couples danced at the party.
  Simple
  x Compound
  Complex
  Compound-Complex
  13. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
  When the batter hit the ball to the third baseman, the third baseman threw to first base, and the runner was called out.
  Simple
  Compound
  Complex
  Compound-Complex
  14. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
  Many people are living in apartments because housing costs are rising.
  Simple
  x Compound
  Complex
  Compound-Complex
  15. The following sentence is which kind of sentence--Simple, Compound, Complex, Compound-Complex?
  My mother is an attorney, and my father manages a restaurant.
  Simple
  Compound
  Complex
  Compound-Complex
  16. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
  I did not understand that we were going skiing this weekend, I have a test on Monday.
  x C (Correct Sentence)
  RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  17. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
  We ate barbecue last night, and it was good.
  C (Correct Sentence)
  RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  18. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
  Jennifer sold her house, she moved to Chicago.
  C (Correct Sentence)
  RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  19. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
  Because I do not have time to cook a turkey for the reunion, I am going to order one from John's Diner.
  C (Correct Sentence)
  RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  20. In the following sentence, identify as C (correct sentence), RO (run-on sentence), or CS (comma splice.)
  Acid rain is damaging our national forests it also in ruining the paint on my car.
  C (Correct Sentence)
  x RO (Run-On Sentence)
  CS (Comma Splice)
  21. The following group of words i
QUESTION:
Who has been insulted by Triumph the insult comic dog?
And who has noticed that his arms are often unnattached from the rest of his body?
- ANSWER:
  All I know is that the best insult was at the MTV awards and he said "Jennifer, Jennifer, let me smell your butt!" LMAO! That was so classic.
QUESTION:
Was there another wrestler who wrestled as Kamala?
I was watching The Triumph and Tragedy of WCCW and there was a feature of Kamala and it did not like the Kamala I've seen in the WWE. He had a different body shape and his face looked different too.
- ANSWER:
  I seriously doubt there was a different Kamala.
QUESTION:
what is the 1st step in restoring aTriumph gt6?
This is a 1968 Triumph that has been parked for about 6 years. They restored the transsmition but is not installed, right rear tire is locked it doesn't spin. Exterior body is in fair condition, paint is faded but no major dents. Interior is better dashboard is intact, but needs upholstery work.
- ANSWER:
  The first thing I did when I restored my triumph TR6 was purchase a factory service manual from Bently Books.
QUESTION:
Does any body know any songs that relate to .....?
...Perseverance through life’s struggles...and triumphs and tragedies of life...defeat...triumph despite loss...inspiration...???
- ANSWER:
  "My God is an Awesome God" by Wow
QUESTION:
Edge or Randy Orton + APW Triumph results part 1?
Dark Match
Risky Business vs Kawajai
The match started with the two young lions of APW looking in eachother’s eyes.RB grabbed Kawajai’s body and went for a backbreaker,but Kawajai’s speed helped him to reverse into a hurrancarana!Kawajai got on the top rope and as he was going to hit a shooting star press.RB got out of his way and Kawajai landed on his knees.As RB grabbed Kawajai’s neck,he looked as he was going to hit a Spike DDT,Kawajai low-blowed him.Kawajai got RB in the corner,and as he was going to hit a shinnigng wizard,RB got on the top rope and hit a crossbody!RB got over to pin Kawajai but he got his shoulder up at 2,RB got Kawajai up again and attempted to hit a powerbomb,but Kawajai reversed into a DDT!Kawajai then grabbed RB’s foot and tried to lock in a leg-lock,which RB escaped from reaching the ropes.Kawajai and RB locked in once again,probably for the last time.Kawajai sent the monster RB to the ropes and as he was coming back,he hit a hurricarana on him.Kawajai got over at RB and as he hit the K-Stretch Kawajai won the match!

Match 1
APW Women's championship
Amie vs Sandy
Amie and Sandy lock up and Sandy takes the advantage. She throws Amie back into the corner and slaps her across the face. Amie is fuming, and bursts out of the corner, tackling Sandy and laying punches into her head. The ref eventually breaks them up, but Amie immediately starts punching and Kicking Sandy. Sandy rolls out of the ring to gain her composure, but Amie doesn’t want to wait. She slips out of the ring and stars chasing Sandy. They run all the way around the ring and Sandy gets back in. Amie tries to get in but Sandy starts stomping on her. Sandy pulls Amie up by her hair and slams her face into the ground. Sandy on the cover, 1..2...No 3. Sandy picks her up and Amie hit’s a jawbreaker! Amie climbs the top rope, and when Sandy gets back to her feet, Amie goes for a cross body, and she nails it. Amie on the cover, 1.2..Kick out. Amie climbs to the top again, but Sandy gets up this time and pushes Amie off, and Amie slams face first into the security wall! We see Amies face and it is covered in blood. Amies nose may be broken, but Sandy doesn’t stop her assault. She gets out of the ring and kicks Amie in the head. Sandy picks her up and sends her back into the ring. Sandy bends over to pin her, but Amie gets a roll up pin! 1.2..3! Amie won the APW Women’s Championship and she stands in the ring above Sandy with her newly won title!

Match 2
Adrenaline Title Match
Championship Scramble Match
Golden Boy Alex vs Narcisista Por Excelencia vs Siberian Wolverine vs Undisputed Jericho vs Golden Falcon
Golden Boy Alex and NPE start out in the ring. NPE grabs GB in a german suplex pin, 1 2 KICKOUT. NPE looks at the ref with a vicsious stare, But then as NPE looks at the ref Golden Boy goes to his Boxing roots and delviers a stellar knockout punch on NPE. 1 2 3! Current Adrenaline Champion: The Golden Boy. Then countdown then begins for the next particapaint, 5 4 3 2 1! Then Golden Falcon comes out. GF springboard clotheslines Golden Boy, then grabs NPE in a powerbomb. But as GF is lifting NPE coutners it into a crossface! GF taps out! Current Champion: Narcisista por Excelencia. As NPE celebrates Golden Boy attempts to go for another punch but NPE ducks underneath it and German Suplex's Golden boy out of the ring. But from behind GF, does a school boy on NPE. 1 2 3! Current Champion: Golden Falcon. The clock then signal the sign of another participant! UJ's music hits! Uj then runs in the ring and spears GF, then he sees NPE is down and hits a lionsault! 1 2 3! Current Champion: Undisputed Jericho. Then GF goes for another school boy this time on UJ, but UJ kicks out then as UJ gets up , Golden Boy schoolboyed UJ! 1 2 KICKOUT. Then UJ realizes Both GF and Golden Boy, are teaming against him, They hit UJ with a double suplex! Then they lift him up and do a double DDT. then Both men throw UJ out of the ring then as GF turns around Golden Boy hits another knockout PUNCH! As GF falls to the ground Golden Boy laughs then turns around and is met by a Death kick fron NPE! 1 2 3! Current Champion: Narcisista por Excelencia. The clock the once again signals for the final competitor! Siberian Wolverine comes out! then he sees all men are down and hits NPE with a Swanton Bomb! 1 2 3! Current Champion: Siberian Wolverine. As SW gets up the Golden boy goes for a clothesline but, SW back body drops him over the barricade. NPE then climbs to the top rope and launches himself on Golden Boy. Then the time says 40 seconds left! UJ then codebreaker's SW and covers him, 1 2 3! Current Champion: Undisputed Jericho, Then as UJ turns around GF hits him with the Falcon Finale! 1 2 3!!! TIME RAN OUT!
- ANSWER:
  Awesome results, good job Fd, PHBK and Charless.
  
  *Promo*
  
  *Amie celebrates in the ring with her title, blood still dripping down her face. She soon leaves the ring and walks backstage where she is attended to by medics and interviewed*
  
  Interviewer: Amie, are you okay? You took a beating out there, but congratulations on winning and becoming the APW women's champion!
  
  Amie: I am fine. I had that match under control from the word Go. I knew that I could handle Sandy, and I did.. Just one sneaky move from her caused me to bust open and I potentially could have a broken nose. But that won't stop me from getting revenge, because I will get it as soon as possible. I'm sure Sandy will beg for a rematch and she can have it just so I can brutally beat her and hopefully end her career here before it even gets going. Sandy needs to learn a little respect for me and the British people. Since we are all superior, tonight has proved that as I stand here as your APW women's champion and poor Sandy leaves empty handed.. Sandy may have injured the women's champion of APW and that is disrespectful and proves she cannot execute her job correctly. It is important for me to be fit and healthy as the leading lady of APW, and Sandy has jeapordised that. She will pay soon enough and she will get what she deserves. But for now, get out of my face because after I'm cleaned up, I got me some celebrating to do. *Amie stares down at the title, as interviewer walks off*
QUESTION:
What do you think of Chris Jericho + APW Triumph results part 2?
Match 3
APW Tag Team Championship
Ted DiBiase Jr & Bio-Hazard vs Broken Dream & Artist Of Money
The match started out with AOM and Hazard.Hazard grabbed AOM by his shoulders and prepared to hit a backbreaker,but Artist reverses and hits a drop toe hold instead.Artist got in his corner but before tagging BD he decided to drag Hazard there to.He then tagged in BD and as Artist lifted Hazard,BD got on the ropes and hit a missile drop kick!BD got over at Hazard and picked him up hitting a vicious DDT!BD tried to get Hazard back on his feet again,but Hazard kicked BD and ran towards Ted tagging him in.Ted got over at BD and both of them looked in eachother’s eyes.BD grabbed Ted and got him in the middle of the ring.BD then taunted the crowd,and ran towards the ropes and as he was coming back he hit a one-arm bulldog!BD got at Ted’s body and nothing more than hit a standing shooting star press!BD then got on the cover,but Hazard got in time and broke the pin.Ted got dragged by BD in the corner in a repetitive series of chops to the chest as Artist got off the mat and went over at Hazard.He got Hazard off the mat and they started brawling outside the ring.Meanwhile,in the ring,Ted was struggling to survive BD’s vicious attacks.BD hit a powerbomb and a pele kick on Ted and looked like the match was over.Outside the ring,Artist lifted Hazard.He got him on his shoulders and hit The Art Of Cash!In the ring,BD had Ted lifted in a powerbomb position and quickly changed into a Dreams Collision!Artist got on the mat again and requested the tag,which was given by BD.Artist lifted Ted to and hit Art Of Cash on him to!Artist on the cover!1!2!3!Artist and BD won the APW Tag Team Championships!

Match 4
Anarchy Division Championship
6 Man Ladder match
The Funking Punk vs Shooting STELLAR Press vs Dark Demon vs E&C Connection vs Justin vs MA Beast
As the 6 man ladder match begins, Each wrestler goes after eachother. They brawl all throughout the ring. Then we see Dark Demon throwing TFP out of the ring. Demon then crossbodies himself to the outside. Then while TFP and Demon are getting up. EC goes to the top rope and nails them with a cross body. Then Justin and MA Beast look at eachother and do a double suicide dive on all 3 competitors. Then SSP grabs the ladder and sets it up in the ring. Then out of nowhere SSP hit a HUGE Death Star!! Knocking out all competitors. SSP then gets up and attempts to climb the ladder. As SSP is climbing the ladder Dark demon climbs up the other side. Both men trade punches on the top of the ladder. Then SSP tries to go for a Hurricarana of the ladder, But Demon holds onto him! Demon then lifts him up and Powerbombs him off the ladder! Both men fall 15 feet. MA Beast then back body drop EC over the barricade and enters the ring. Justin the realizes MA Beast is climbing up and springboard dropkicks MA Beast off the ladder. TFP realizes everyone is down and begins to climb the ladder, But demon sets up a ladder besides that ladder and then he runs up it and hits a SPEAR on TFP! EC then climbs over the barricade and sees a ladder. He sets up the ladder like a table bewteen the ring and the barracide then grabs SSP. EC then Powerbombs SSP twice onto the ladder. EC then drags SSP to the otherside of the ring and takes out a chair and begins to lay it into SSP.As the cameras go back in the ring Justin is climbing. MA Beast springboard drop kicks him. But as JUstin is falling, He falls out of the ring THROUGH the ladder! MA Beast then begins to climb, MA Beast then grabs the title but as he's about to pull it down. Out of nowhere a Ladder is thrown to his face and he falls. Risky Buissness is then seen in the ring. RB then press slams MA Beast out of the ring. RB then powerbombs MA Beast through the announcers table! EC then sees that everyone is down, EC climbs the ladder and reaches the top, but another ladder is still set there. Then SSP runs up the ladder and hits a dropkick! EC falls off crashing on another ladder. SSP then is at the top but TFP races him up the ladder aswell. SSP then hits TFP with the belt. TFP is down but not out. TFP then through the opening of the ladder Hits SSP with a low blow! SSP falls. TFP then grabs the belt and pulls it down!

Match 5
APW Pure Title
Fallen Diablo vs The Raven Effect
As TRE is coming out, FD from behind attacks TRE with a steel pipe. TRE falls to the ground but tries to get up, FD hits him again and again to the back of the head. FD then goes to the ring and takes out a table, and a barbwire bat. FD then puts the Barbwire Bat up to TRE's face. TRE bleeds instantly. FD then sets up the table and tosses TRE to the top of the turnbucklle. FD then signals for the end and he piledrives TRE off the turnbuckle Through the TABLE! FD then walks away as EMTs attend to TRE.
Winner: No Contest
- ANSWER:
  ***Corruption is heard around the corner as a camera finally gets to the scene the EMT's are down on the ground and Raven is sitting there with a smirk on his face still bleeding***
  
  Tonight the little bitch had to attack me from behind because he wasn't man enough to face me. He wants to bust me up and weaken me down but it just doesn't work I have taken 9 months of this shit and I am almost immune to this pain. FD you think this is something that can hurt me? Well I think I should hurt you how about a Raven's Rules match the Steel cage is structured with weapons equipped inside. But there is a twist a ladder is inside this time because as we all know there was no clear winner of this match. We put the Pure Championship on the line in The Raven's rules match.
  
  What do you say FD? Will you be man enough to actually let us get to the ring or will you prove that you are still inferior to The Raven? Make the match happen..QUOTE THE RAVEN NEVERMORE!
  
  BQ- Chris Jericho has always been one of my favorites.
QUESTION:
Jeff Hardy or Matt Hardy + APW Triumph results part 3?
Match 6
Glass Tables match
PHBK vs RNW
The match starts off with PHBK and RNW locking up and PHBK locks in a wrist lock on RNW followed by an arm drag. RNW quickly rolled away from PHBK and got back up. The two lock up and RNW bends PHBK down and starts kneeing him in the face followed by an attempted powerbomb but PHBK reverses it into a headscissors which sent RNW flying out of the ring. RNW got angry and quickly went under the ring and grabbed a chair. PHBK took a few steps back, allowing RNW to get in the ring. RNW charged at PHBK with the chair but PHBK ducked and hit a flying forearm. PHBK followed that up with a kick up and went to pick up RNW off the floor but RNW hit him with a chair on the skull out of no where! PHBK fell to the ground as RNW got back up. RNW continuously hit PHBK with the chair in every part of his body. RNW then took the chair and brutally used it to assault the back on PHBK’s neck. RNW put the chair down and picked up PHBK, grabbed him by the head, and started yelling in his face. PHBK out of nowhere slapped RNW, which enraged RNW, and RNW hit a vicious clothesline on PHBK. RNW then took PHBK and drove his shoulders into the steel ringpost which caused PHBK to fall PHBK to fall out of the ring. RNW quickly left the ring and started ripping all the wires and audio speakers off the announcer table. RNW picked PHBK to place him on the announcer table but PHBK hit a Sweet Chin Music out of nowhere! RNW fell on the announcer table and PHBK fell back to the ground to heal and get a break. PHBK then kick himself up and went to the top ropes. PHBK went through a moonsault on RNW back RNW moved and PHBK went crashing through the announcer table! RNW crawled back into the ring and raised his hand in victory because he thought he won the match. The referee then told RNW that he had to win by putting PHBK through a glass table. RNW argued with the referee for a couple of minutes then turned around to get PHBK but was met by another Sweet Chin Music by PHBK! PHBK left the ring and got a glass table. He put RNW on top of the table and went to the top rope. RNW noticed he was on the table and quickly rolled off. PHBK got off the ropes and began walking to RNW but was met by a low blow from RNW! RNW followed the low blow with a chair shot in the head with the chair he used in the beginning of the match! PHBK was out cold and RNW picked him up and hit a B!tchez Paradise on PHBK through the glass table and wins the match!

Main Event
TLL banned from ring-side
Deadman 4 Life vs Charlie Scene
The two men started the match in mutual respect for eachother.As D4L and CS locked eachother and D4L got CS in a long period of time headlock,the crowd started to scream “boring!boring!” and then D4L let CS go.As he got CS up,Charlie low-blowed D4L and ran towards the ropes and in his way back he hit a one arm bulldog on Deadman.D4L got all angry and tried to hit an instant finisher on him by trying the chokeslam,however CS hit his stomach and reversed into a Tornado DDT.CS went over for the pin but D4Lquickly got up.The ref then pointed a re-start of the match and Charlie got D4L in a hurrancara position.However,D4L reversed and dragged Charlie hitting a body slam on him!Deadman got Charlie up and grabbed his hand.He went towards the corner and got on the ropes.He started walking on them and as he was about to hit the Old School,CS dragged his hand resulting in D4L’s fall.Charlie taunted the crowd a little and as he was going over at D4L,he already saw he was on his feet.D4L got Charlie in a tombstone position which successfully connected to the fans’ surprise.As the referee was counting and he got to 2,he lights suddently went out.When they came back on,TLL was in the ring and hit an RKO on the referee.He then grabbed a chair and hit both Charlie and D4L.TLL asked for a mic and started to talk:”D4L,D4L,D4L you thought you would get rid of me so fast wouldn’t you?When you heard that any non-member of the APW roster is banned from ringside you got all happy but you know what?I am now an official member of the APW roster,heck I’ll sign the contract right now”As someone was giving TLL a contract,the camera zoomed to TLL signing his name on the sheet of paper”And D4L,ending this in a more serious note,you may haven’t already heard but at Anarchy Unleashed,this Sunday it is going to be me versus you in a No!Holds!Barred! match what do you say about it?I know that I’ll be more than happy to crush every bone in that piece of trash you call body”.As TLL drops the chair,he heads backstage with a devilish smile on his face and the contract in his hand.As he was at the top of the ramp he said for the last time”One last thing,the special guest referee will be no other than The Phenomenal Heart Break Kid!”As the crowd was looking in awe,the APW logo buzzed and the show ended

Final Anarchy Unleashed card
Match 1:Amie© vs Sandy vs Maxine for the APW Women’s Title

Match 2: Artist Of Money© and Broken Dream©
Match 2: Artist Of Money© and Broken Dream© vs MA Beast and Dark Demon for the APW Tag Team Championship

Match 3: Golden Falcon© vs Golden Boy Alex for the Adrenaline Title

Match 4: The Funking Punk© vs Narcista Por Excelencia vs Shooting STELLAR Press vs Charlie Scene for the Anarchy Division Title

Match 5 The Raven Effect vs Fallen Diablo in a Scaffold match for the Pure Title

Match 6:The Living Legacy vs Deadman 4 Life with PHBK as special guest ref in a No Holds Barred match

Main Event:WBHF© vs Rock N Wrestling Connection for the APW World Heavyweight Championship
- ANSWER:
  Jeff Hardy
QUESTION:
anyone out there who would like to explain this for me in simple terms?
All are free to dance and enjoy themselves, just as they have been free, since the historical neutralisation of religion, to join any of the innumerable sects. But freedom to choose an ideology – since ideology always reflects economic coercion – everywhere proves to be freedom to choose what is always the same.
…
The most intimate reactions of human beings have been so thoroughly reified that the idea of anything specific to themselves now persists only as an utterly abstract notion: personality scarcely signifies anything more than shining white teeth and freedom from body odour and emotions. The triumph of advertising in the culture industry is that consumers feel compelled to buy and use its products even though they see through them.
- ANSWER:
  peer pressure and the urge to conform, to "be like those around you" are subconscious urges that we all have - they may be mitigated by acceptable personal flourishes that put your personal stamp on top of this "normal" template.
  
  BY THE WAY..... I see you are asking several similar questions tonight - are we by any chance doing your homework for you?
  If so, ask yourself this "apart from the fact that some people are more gullible or helpful than others, what have I actually learned here?"
QUESTION:
Generation Me or The Hardyz + APW Triumph results part 1?
Match 1
Siberian Wolverine vs Artist Of Money w/Broken Dream
The match starts and SW kicks AOM in the legs.SW runs to the ropes and drills AOM with a DDT but AOM held on and charged SW to a corner.AOM punches SW in the face 3 times and goes to a corner.AOM charges to SW but SW got out of the way and nails AOM with a facebuster.SW got to the top rope and goes for an elbow drop.AOM got out of the way and locks in the headlock.SW got to the ropes quickly but AOM bites SW's forehead and then hits a dragon suplex.1 2 Kickout!AOM choked SW but got kicked in the head.SW quickly gets up and hits a dropkick.SW runs to the ropes but AOM counters with a lariat.AOM goes for the Art Of Cash but SW kicked his way out and drills AOM with a neckbreaker.1 2 Kickout!SW goes to the top rope and hits with a crossbody.1 2 Kickout!SW gets up quickly and hits a shining wizard.1 2 Kickout!SW gets up and hits a standing moonsault.1 2 Kickout!AOM won't give up!SW gets up but AOM hooks on his leg and AOM locks in the dragon sleeper.After 2 minutes SW appears to be down.1 2 SW's arm didn't drop and he elbowed his way out and he hits a devil lock DDT!1 2 Kickout!SW gets annoyed and argues with the referee.AOM taps SW's shoulder then get hit in the face.AOM is down!SW goes for the fiigure four leg lock but AOM escaped and he escaped the ring.SW ran to the ropes and hits an asai moonsault!The fans chant Holy Shít as both are down on the ground.1..2..SW gets up 4..SW picks up AOM 5..SW shoves AOM through the barrier 6..SW gets into the ring 7..8..AOM gets to the ring and he locks SW again.This time with absolutely no hesitation he lifts SW and hits an Art Of Cash!
Winner:Artist Of Money
Furious,Wolf takes a mic and looks at the crowd screaming “I QUIT!”

Match 2
Ted DiBiase Jr and Bio-Hazard vs Dark Demon & MA Beast
TD and Demon start out. Demon easlily takes down Ted and starts to stomp on him as Ted rolls out of the ring. Demon follows him out and irish whips him to the steel steps. Demon then removes the top steps and piledrives Ted ON the Steps! Bio Hazard goes to check on his partner. The referee is counting and Bio throws Ted's lifeless body back into the ring. Demon then tags in Beast, but Beast runs across the ring and drop kicks Bio off the ring apron to the barricade. Demon then climbs to the top rope and moonsaults out of the ring onto Bio. Ted then gets up and goes for a dream streak on Beast but Beast coutners out of it into a GTS and pins Ted, 1 2 3!
Winners: Dark demon and MA Beast

Match 3
Number one contendership match for the Adrenaline Title
Narcisista Por Excelencia vs Golden Boy Alex
Alex comes out and waits for NPE to come out. NPE's music hits but NPE isnt anywhere to be found. The referee then makes Alex the winner by default
Winner: Golden Boy Alex
As Alex was heading backstage,RVD appeared and stated that NPE suffered an attack backstage and was unable to compete however,at Anarchy Unleashed it will be Golden Falcon vs Alex for the Adrenaline Title and NPE vs TFP vs SSP vs Charlie Scene for the Anarchy Division Title!
- ANSWER:
  Generation Me isnt so sloppy as Hardy Boys,no offense to HB.
  TY for not making me job on my final match here,like most others do.
  Like I said no offense to APW,I just dont have time.Good show.
QUESTION:
Ted DiBiase Jr or Cody Rhodes + APW Triumph results part 3?
Main Event
APW World Heavyweight Championship
TLL vs RNW vs WBHF vs D4L

As RNW,D4L and WBHF were in the ring,TLL was comong to the ring with a lawyer,grabbed a mic and said “APW doesn’t have the right to use my name but however RVD gave me the permission to be the special guest referee of this match!So let’s start this”TLL takes his coat on revealing a referee shirt.As he pointed the start of the match,WBHF ran towards D4L and hit a quick clothsline.As WBHF was stomping D4L,RNW got behind his back,touched him on the shoulder,and as WBHF was getting back,RNW hit a chop and then irish-whipped WBHF to the corner.RNW got a little back and as he was preparing to run to hit a shnning wizard,D4L got behind him and hit a pendulum backbreaker!WBHF then got up and wanted to hit D4L,but D4L grabbed his neck and prepared for a quick end with the chokeslam,but WBHF struggled and finally hit D4L’s stomach,reversing into a swining neckbreaker.As WBHF was the only man standing tall,he raised his hands in a gesture of victory.In that moment,RNW got up and ran hitting a devastating spear on WBHF.RNW went over for the pin but TLL counted till 1 as WBHF got up.The three men locked eyes once again and WBHF drove over RNW to the corner.WBHF started to punch RNW in the stomach as D4L was behind WBHF without him even noticing.As WBHF turned to go for D4L,D4L grabbed him and hit a spinebuster out of nowhere!D4L then got towardsa WBHF and locked a Hell’s Gate and when WBHF almost tapped,RNW got and hammerpunched D4L.RNW and D4L were looking at eachother and they locked in.RNW got D4L in the middle of the ring,right above where WBHF was lying and hit a Devil Lock DDT on D4L hitting WBHF to.At this point,RNW looked to be the winner of the match,but D4L got up as he didn’t have anything and grabbed RNW’s neck.He then hit a chokeslam and went over him for the pin.TLL then started to count 1!2! but then all of a sudden TLL stopped.D4L keeped on waiting,and he then got up and started arguing with TLL.TLL looked for a second like he was going to stop arguing but then hit an devastating RKO on Deadman!TLL was in the middle of the ring,and as WBHF was getting up he went over at TLL only to be hit with another RKO!TLL then got at RNW to and got him up.He hit a few punches and sent him to the ropes.He then grabbed RNW again,hit a punch in the stomach and hit one last RKO on the competitors.As all three men were crawling in pain the ring,WBHF got his arm on D4L’s body but TLL simply refused to count.A referee then started running to the ring but as he got in,TLL RKOd him to.As TLL was standing in the ring with the APW World Title in his head a popular music hit the arena.”I’m just a sexy boy” started playing as PHBK was coming to the ring!PHBK grabbed a mic and said “TLL you messed with the wrong person,now go there and count” and TLL simply said “No”.PHBK continued and said “So you don’t want to?”.TLL looked as he was going to RKO PHBK but PHBK then pushed TLL and hit a superkick on TLL!PHBK then demanded a referee shirt and he was brought one.He put it on and started coutning as WBHF still had his arm on D4L.1!2!3!WBHF has finally beat D4L and won the APW World Championship!As PHBK was sitting in the ring,he got WBHF up and raised his hand.RNW got up and viciously hit his finisher on both PHBK and WBHF!RVD came out then “Stop this mess!Next week,RNW you will be facing PHBK in a glass tables match AND WBHF at our first PPV Anarchy Unleashed!As for you TLL,you are banned from ringside till you sign the contract and for D4L…well next week it will be you vs Charlie Scene!”As all men are shockingly looking to RVD,one last image with WBHF and his world title is shown as the APW logo flashes
- ANSWER:
  I PINNED DEADMAN 4 LIFE!!!!! More importantly my arch rival, RNW, did not! Congrats to all the other winners in winning your consolation belts.
QUESTION:
Boxing fans: Do you believe boxing should have only one governing body?
I have a read an article that scrutinized rankings made by the alphabet organizations such as WBC, WBA, WBO, IBF and Ring Mag. And then I found many of the things they exposed were true, that there are relatively unknown and not deserving boxers who are ranked higher than the obvious deserving ones, and also there are famous boxers who just made the rankings even though they never fought on that weight.

http://queensberry-rules.com/2010-articles/september/ranking-the-rankings-in-boxing.html

I also read an article about a rumor that the Golden Boy Promotions has plan to unite everything under bozing's sun and have a common and encompassing regulatory body in order to rule boxing matches.

http://www.examiner.com/boxing-in-national/shaw-i-warned-hbo-golden-boy-wants-to-eliminate-them-also

So in this regard, I somehow believe that there is a need now to have only 1 governing and encompassing body to rule boxing.

One unifying belt...
One unifying promoter...
and the rest are fighters....

Why? because we are not getting the real fights we want to see as boxing fans. Everything those organization bodies and big bellied promoters are making are not to match fighters that we fans really wanna watch, but they are just carving paths for those fighters they are favoring in in order in the end the lion's share of the generated money will be most likely benificial for them, meaning to say MONEY is their motivation to match a fight.

I'm not hyprocrite either to say in the boxing history those alphabet bodies and promoters didn;t able to made great fights, in fact there were and there are and hope there will be. But come to think of it, if only MONEY is not the only motivation in the sport of boxing, we may already knew who won between Mayweather and Pacquiao.

I'm a Pacfan and at the same time a May fan- Floyd as a boxer not a beater but some times I have to give kudos to Floyd for having disrespect for belts.

I'm not praising Floyd's point of view regrading belts in order to disrespect Pac's achievements, no I am not. Belts accumulated by Pacquiao is not a great "whoa!" for me, it's his triumphs in different weight classes.

So what can you say? 1 promoter and 1 belt to see who really is the best?
(But let there be multiple weight classes...lol)

Any thoughts guys?
@JP: I think having representatives and writers around the world would prevent monopoly if 1 entity governs boxing. But indeed it will force all best fighters to fight each others.

@Sean G: Yah, I also love the tourney in bantamweight and in super mid. Youre right, somehow I am thinking fighters just pay sanctions to be champion, its like "pay me and I will give you the stardom" thing. Championships are not absolute today.

@mark: But how does an organization being legitimized? What entity made them to be legitimate?

@Ruddi: Nice one Ruddi!
Maybe come title fight night can be solved if there is a common place where the fight might be lucrative, maybe in Vegas.

I think youre right to eliminate Jr. and Super in weight classes for it just complicate who is who in that division.

I also love yur answer that we have to extend rounds for title fights, why not make it into 15 and elimination into 13? I think it was WBC who pioneered a 12 round limit. Lol at "cruiser weight".
- ANSWER:
  The problem is not that there are multiple governing bodies, but that these many governing bodies are all recognized by fans and promoters as legitimate organizations.
  
  It's a similar situation in college football, in the "Bowl subdivision". The NCAA does not award a national championship in this division, so the "national champion" is recognized as the #1 team in the final rankings in the AP poll, and in the USA Today coaches poll. (The coaches poll has sworn to recognize the winner of the BCS as their national champion; the AP is free to vote their pleasure).
  
  However, there are dozens of other polls in college football, and plenty of newspapers around the country award "national championships" to the teams they feel are most deserving. Usually they're the same teams that won the AP and USA Today championships... but sometimes they're not. And if the Frogballs Texas Tribune wants to award a "national championship" every year to Texas Tech, we really can't stop them from doing so. Instead, we simply don't recognize that as a legitimate championship.
  
  In boxing, there are currently four organizations that are generally accepted as crowning legitimate world champions (and the IBO is creeping into the picture as well, which would make a total of five).
  But there are literally scores of other boxing organizations out there, many of whom crown "world champions".
  
  Let's say I was feeling bored one day... and I decide to create a boxing organization. I'll call it the International Commission of the World of Associated Boxing Federation (ICWABF). And I'll go to a jeweler and have a championship belt made. And I'll rent out a facility in New York, and I'll have a big awards ceremony... where I name Nikolai Valuev as the heavyweight champion of the world.
  
  Guess what? You can't stop me from doing all that. And Nikolai Valuev would be free to walk around proclaiming that he's the heavyweight champion of the world.
  
  The only thing throwing a wrench into all of that is the fact that no one would take my ICWABF, or my newly crowned champion, seriously.
  
  So the problem, in my opinion, lies not in the number of organizations, but in the number of organizations that have been allowed to gain recognition as LEGITIMATE sanctioning bodies. Somehow, as boxing fans, need to come to the point where we recognize only one body as a legitimate championship presenter... and we laugh at anyone else carrying a belt.
  
  Edit: I don't think any entity made them legitimate... I think WE did. We being the fans, and the sports media. Mainly the sports media.
  
  In 1978, Leon Spinks elected not to defend his newly-won WBC championship against Ken Norton, instead choosing a more lucrative (and justified) rematch with Ali, from whom he had taken the WBC and WBA (making him the "undisputed" heavyweight champ). The WBC gave their belt to Ken Norton, who in turn lost his first defense to Larry Holmes. Norton never did fight Spinks. The sports media, and us fans, should not have recognized Norton as a champion... nor should we have recognized Holmes, at least until he beat Ali.
  
  Flash forward to the 1990s and early 2000s. The WBA, WBC, and IBF were considered the triple crown of world championships, and the WBO was considered a "fringe" title. What happened? The sports press, and us fans, decided we would start considering the WBO champion to be a legitimate champion... which gave legendary fighters like Herbie Hide, Lamon Brewster, and Bert Schenk the ability to proclaim themselves "world champion".
  
  Did I mention that the "Big 4" is soon to become the "Big 5"? The IBO is on the cusp of gaining the same recognition as the WBA, WBC, IBF, and WBO.
  
  To be honest, I don't see a way out of this. You can't stop organizations from existing and from naming champions. What we (and the sports media) need to do is tell all but one of the governing bodies to take a hike. And I don't see that happening.
QUESTION:
Every body was ...............................?
THIS IS ALL I CAN REMEMBER OF MY DREAM my crush won a ninteno Wii and in the dream dictionary thing i wrote down win and it said Win
To dream that you win at something, signifies triumph and success.� You have much confidence and belief in yourself.� All your self-doubts have subsided. ok i didnt see my self win something th eguy i like what does that mean http://www.dreammoods.com/

so all i can remember is that caught my my crush won a nintendo wii.
could that mean our relationship will be succsessful or something>
were not in a relationship but i kinda Think he likes me.
the guy i liked won the wii not me and i saw
- ANSWER:
  Kung Fu Fighting.
QUESTION:
Help with The Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Is the real fear at the center of the movie the fear and paranoia that there are larger forces in our society trying to take over our minds and stunt our humanity?
What does Miles mean when he tells Becky: "In my practice, I've seen how people have allowed their humanity to drain away. Only it happened slowly instead of all at once. They didn't seem to mind...All of us-a little bit-we harden our hearts, grow callous. Only when we have to fight to stay human do we realize how precious it is to us, how dear."
What is the relationship between Miles' observation about the pod people; "It's a malignant disease spreading through the whole country", and the directer of the FBI J. Edgar Hoover's statement that "Communism is a disease, and just like in an epidemic, a quarantine may be necessary"?
What is the significance of Miles trying to call the FBI when he first discovers the larger plot of the pod people? Does the contacting of the FBI at the ed of the movie represent a possible triumph over the pod people? Why does Miles, the main character win out against the pods?
What is the larger significance of Miles' losing Becky to the pod people? How does Miles discover that Becky isn't anymore but in fact a pod person?
Why don't people on the highway believe Miles when he tells them: "Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They' after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. You're next!"
- ANSWER:
  Gee - if we answered all of those points, that would be your entire project taken care of - will we get the credit?
  
  I think the plan is that you actually watch the movie, study the historical period, especially the Communist witch hunt involving Hoover and McCarthy and the Hollywood blacklist.
  
  Homework is just that - work YOU do at home.
QUESTION:
Can someone help me interpret this William Shakespear quote?
QUOTATION: Love is too young to know what conscience is,
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults, thy sweet self prove.
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross body’s treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love: flesh stays no farther reason,
But rising at thy name doth point out thee
As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
No want of conscience hold it that I call
Her “love” for whose dear love I rise and fall.
ATTRIBUTION: William Shakespeare (1564–1616), British poet. Love is too young to know what conscience is (l. 1–14). . .
By the way- I'm not in school and this isn't homework. Thanks in advance.
- ANSWER:
  This is more than a quote, it's a whole sonnet (151, to be precise)!
  
  This is one of Shakespeare's most sexually explicit sonnets, as you'll notice one of the strongest themes is imagery of rising and falling (of the penis). My interpretation of the basic train of thought: Cupid (love) may not be aware (conscious), but it makes me so. If she (a woman he's in lust, but probably not love, with, who is not his wife) encourages his attraction, it causes it causes his body's gross physical drive for sex to overcome his moral resistance, and he gets turned on and willing to do whatever she asks (especially if she asks for sex). Therefore he is justified in calling her "love" because it's Cupid's fault he's the victim of his sex drive.
  
  You can also find some interesting analyses with a google search for "sonnet 151". One of the best is: http://www.shakespeares-sonnets.com/151comm.htm
QUESTION:
tell me how i can fix this body paragrapf for a critical lens essay, and what i need to add?
The novel “night” shows the quote “ All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing” is true throughout the whole book. This quote is proven through the theme during the book. Theme is the central message revealed through a literary work. The theme of “night” was to try and show people how much people suffered during the holocaust just because there was no one willing to help. This is also evident in the quote because the quote says that “if good people do nothing to try and help then evil wins.” You must always keep in the back of your mind that if you know someone needs your help, you must be willing to make a sacrifice for them. Do not just sit back and do nothing just because it’s not happening to you.
- ANSWER:
  Needs some work.... its sounds almost like circular logic... or rambling...
  
  Try separating your ideas more, and never use the words you or I in an essay. Don'f forget proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and spelling. Dont use the same words over and over. Find new ways of articulating yourself and stear clear of formal language. Good and use of language will do nothing but help you in the future I promise.
  
  A strong and direct start will give your essay power. I would start off something like this: In the novel "Night", the horrors of the holocaust are analyzed. (Give a few sentances that describe some of the plots in the book, I have never read it so I dont really know, also you might give some historical facts about the haulocaust, the fact that many jews tried to escape to other countries including the US but where turned away and had no where else to go other than right back where they had come from. This might take a little research but not to much. It will make your paper sound better and have more body overall. Dont forget to site your sources.).
  
  I would then make a new paragraph. Then start in about the theme: The main theme of the novel is expressed best by this quote: "blah blah blah". The holocaust may be the best historical even in recent history where this is seen put into play. (Then go on about how the said events in the holocaust and the book show this theme. Dont forget to keep things professional. No yous and Is, avoid formal sentence structure and keep a thesaurus and dictionary on hand.)
  
  After that begin a conclusion, quite possibly the most important part of the paper. I would end something like this: In closing, there has been terrible events throughout the course of history, the holocaust being only one. This theme runs through the book "Night" in an attmpt to convey a message. If lessons can not be learned though history, then the world may be doomed to repeat them (that is actually similar to a quote by a vary famous man like thomas eddison or someone but I cant remember who, try looking that up and putting that it as anothr quote) Then I would say something like, some parts of the world already are. (thats a referance to the genocide that is going on right now in Darfur, if you dont know about it then you should look it up.)
  Feel free to message me if you want. I might be able to help you more if I knew more about the book and what your actual assignment details are.
QUESTION:
What do you think of this joke??? Stick with it, pardon the pun!?
So, do you WAX?????

Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever
heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!!

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my

mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for
the month?"

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold
wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in

your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your
leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard
can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough
that I can figure it out.

*YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase
haunts me!).

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do
this!!!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!

With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak
back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the

bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the

inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and
brace myself....

RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .

Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half
of

the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...

Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
forgotten how ..

Do I hear crashing drums?????

Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to
see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused
me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my
triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it!

Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still

perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the
strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .

Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do
something, so I put my foot down.

DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.

Vagina? Sealed shut!

Butt?? Sealed shut!!!

I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand
into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should
melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

WRONG!!!!

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.

In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now
I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I
should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very
good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!

There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to
hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is
located.

"Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -
Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and
she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.

While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!!!

By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip
into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand
reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the
excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my
friend, but I really don't care!!

"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and
she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to
my grief and despair...

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .
No this didn`t happen to me!
- ANSWER:
  wow what can i say?
  
  that is possibly the best thing i have ever read on yahoo and probably the best thing i will ever read
  
  i laughed so much that it took me ages to read it all as i couldnt see the screen
QUESTION:
What do you think? funny? It's long but stick with it. Pun intended?
One of my favourites.

So, do you WAX?????

Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever
heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now.... The Wax!!

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for
the month?"

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold
wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in
your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your
leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard
can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough
that I can figure it out.

*YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my r e a r end (Oh, how this phrase
haunts me!).

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.
OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do
this!!!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!

With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak
back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my p a n t i e s and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the
bikini line, covering the right half of my 'you know what' and stretching down to the
inside of my b u t t cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and
brace myself....

RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .

Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half
of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...

Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
forgotten how ..

Do I hear crashing drums?????

Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to
see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused
me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my
triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it!

Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still
perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the
strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .

Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do
something, so I put my foot down.

DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.

V? Sealed shut!

B u t t?? Sealed shut!!!

I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand
into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should
melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

WRONG!!!!

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilise surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.
In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now
I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I
should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very
good conversation starter, "So my b u t t and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!

There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to
hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is
located.

"Are we talking b u t t o c k cheek or is it covering - you know -
Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and
she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

I should be the 'b u t t' of someone else's work-night jokes.

While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!!!

By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip
into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand
reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the
excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my
friend, but I really don't care!!

"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and
she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to
my grief and despair...

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .
- ANSWER:
  OMG!!!!!!!!! I actually know women who've tried this....no wonder they all have that look on their faces when I ask how their night went....LOL.....
  
  You'll have to excuse me, I need tissue's for these tears of laughter!!!!!!!LOL
  
  Ta very much for the joke......LOL
QUESTION:
dreamt of a black crow following me after work. trying to get me alone and away from others.
i saw this crow & noticed that he was following me into the parking garage after work so i tried to avoid it by heading towards the crowd of people taking the shuttle bus to our working parking lot. strangely as i was fleeing the crow, the bus took off w/ all the people & i was left behind still trying to flee the crow. i then saw a single female reading a book on a bench but something odd about how this girl was the only one around so i didnt want to run her way from an uneasy feeling that she was aiding the crow in some way. i tried to swerve towards a different direction. @ that point i realized the crow was comfertable w/ this lone woman on the bench & tried instead to push trap me towards her. the closer the crow got to me i strongly felt he was trying desperately to shape shift into a man but he could only do this if he was very close to me & thats why i kept trying to get away. but before i knew it the crow caught up to me & jumped onto my hand then he immediately bit me on the top part of my hand towards the flesh part of my thumb towards the palm yet on top. i then bit the crow back deep into his flesh on the top of its body as well. @ that point he quickly flew off. then i woke up. i hope this was a triumph. but i dont know. i prayed about it. does anyone have any ideas?
- ANSWER:
  OK listen, you know, when you have these kinds of dream, like important dream as this one, you got to tell me some details about yourself, like your age, your social life and things like that. It would help me a lot to interpret the dream; but let me suppose you are over 14 years old.
  This is a guy, not a normal guy, OK, he is a deceptive, liar, nasty and stingy guy who only goes after his desires what he wants from a girl. This is someone who saw you but has you in his mind and attempting to get hold of you. You could fall for his trap but later you will realize that you've been used and made nasty and nonsense person. The women in the dream is a bad friend or someone you open up to who has some connection to that man. She could make it easy for you to accept that man.
  So I guess, your special because you had a dream that warns you of something really not good for you or for your future. So watch for a guy you don't really know and strengthen your rules to make sure you know why someone is with you. Don't make it easy for someone to show you money or materials to control your destiny and your heart. Your dignity and pride is more valuable then money.
  That is what this dream means.
QUESTION:
Interesting hair removing joke what say you?
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. !
(YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. OH NO! What have I done???!!! Another deep breath and RRRIIIPPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
WHAT?! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. My LIFE FLASHES BEFORE ME!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!

I penguin-walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"
What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether, regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter - "So, my butt and *hoo-hoo* are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or *hoo-hoo*?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!! Like I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major dive and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!"

I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......
ermmm its a joke?
- ANSWER:
  anyone says that's not funny has no sense of humor...
  but i've gotta give it up to you for tryin so hard n postin it here. salut...
QUESTION:
Can you beleive it.?
just had to send this too you - hysterical!! No wonder I still shave
> my legs......!
>
> > Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would
> dare! Hope you
> enjoy!
> >
> > This has to be one of the funniest and most awful
> scenarios I have
> ever
> > heard of... Bless this woman!!!
> > All hair removal methods have tricked us with their
> promises of easy,
> > painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors,
> Nair and now.... The
> > Wax!!
> >
> > My night began as any other normal weekday night.
> Come home; fix
> > dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought
> that would ring
> > painfully in my mind for the next few hours; 'Maybe
> I should do the
> hair
> > removal thing for the month?'
> >
> > So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom.
> It was one of
> those
> > cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you
> just rub the strips
> > together in your hand and then they get warm and you
> peel them apart,
> > press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair
> comes right off! No
> > mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no
> girly, girl, but am
> > mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it
> out.
> >
> > *YA THINK!!!*
> > So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two
> strips facing each
> > together, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them
> together, I get out
> > the hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax
> my rear end (Oh,
> how
> > this phrase haunts me!).
> >
> > I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin
> around it tight and
> > pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it
> wasn't too bad. I
> can
> > do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am
> She-Ra, fighter of
> > all wayward body hair and smooth skin
> extraordinaire!!
> >
> > With my next wax strip, I move 'north'. After
> checking on the kids, I
> > sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair
> fighting
> > championship. I drop my panties and place one foot
> on the toilet.
> >
> > Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip
> across the right side
> > of the bikini line, covering the right half of my
> vagina and
> stretching
> > down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a
> long strip). I
> inhale
> > deeply and brace myself....
> >
> > RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
> > I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR
> GOD !!!!!!!!!!! I'm
> > making noises that only dogs can hear.
> >
> > Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only
> managed to pull off
> > half of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and
> RRIIPP...
> >
> > Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath
> or speak - I have
> > forgotten how ..
> > Do I hear crashing drums?????
> >
> > Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly)
> After all this I
> > want to see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with
> my hairy pelt
> that
> > has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want
> to revel in the
> glory
> > that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the
> strip!
> >
> > There's no hair on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS
> THE WAX? Slowly I
> > ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.
> I see the
> hair...
> > The hair that should be
> > on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I
> run my fingers
> over
> > the most sensitive part of my body, which is now
> covered in cold wax
> and
> > matted hair.
> >
> > Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .
> > Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet.
> I know I need to
> > do something, so I put my foot down. DAMN!!! I hear
> the slamming of
> the
> > cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed
> shut!!!
> >
> >
> > I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure
> out what to do
> and
> > think to myself, 'Please don't let me get the urge
> to poop. My head
> may
> > pop off.'
> >
> > Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the
> hottest water I can
> > stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax
> covered bits and the
> wax
> > should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??
> >
> > WRONG!!!! I get in the tub - The water is slightly
> hotter than then
> > that used to
> > torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical
> equipment - I sit.
> >
> > Now, the only thing worse that having your nether
> businesses glued
> > together is having them glued together and then
> glued to the bottom
> of
> > the tub.
> >
> > In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't
> melt cold wax)
> So,
> > now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless
> the man what
> > convinced me I should have a phone in the
> bathroom!!! I call my
> friend,
> > thinking surely she's waxed before and has come
> secret of how to get
> me
> > undone. It's a very good conversation starter, 'So
> my butt and who-ha
> > are stuck to the bottom of the tub!' There is a
> slight pause. She
> > doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to hide
> the laughter from
> me.
> > She wants to know exactly where the wax is located.
> >
> > 'Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering -
> you know -
> > Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point)?'
> >
> >
> > She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I
> give her the
> rundown
> > and she suggests I call the number on the side of
> the box.
> >
> >
> > YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night
> jokes. While we
> go
> > through various solutions, I resort to scraping the
> wax off with a
> > razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie
> goodies covered
> in
> > hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot
> water, and then
> dry
> > shaving the sticky wax off!!!
> >
> > By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken
> a major hike and
> I
> > slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still
> talking with me and
> my
> > hand reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion
> they give you to
> > remove the excess wax.
> >
> > What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub
> some on and OH MY
> > GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared
> the dickens out of
> my
> > friend, but I really don't care!!
> >
> > 'IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!' I get a hearty
> congratulation from my friend
> > and she hangs up. I successfully remove the
> remainder of the wax and
> > then notice, to my grief and despair...
> >
> > THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
> >
> >
> > Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . . .
> >
- ANSWER:
  this has been around a while--in fact, it was just posted a few weeks ago. Please no one think it really happened to the poster!